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  • interviewer:

    so, leave us with a word of wisdom?

  • alex:

    don't-

  • rian:

    let's do this, you say a word then i say a word

  • alex:

    don't

  • rian:

    ever

  • alex:

    cross

  • rian:

    the

  • alex:

    train

  • rian:

    tracks

  • alex:

    without

  • rian:

    looking

  • alex:

    at

  • rian:

    the

  • alex:

    belt

  • rian:

    loop

  • alex:

    in

  • rian:

    your

  • alex:

    stockings

  • rian:

    that's it

  • alex:

    (whispers) first, say first

  • rian:

    first

  • alex:

    there it is

  • rian:

    what was the sentence?

  • alex:

    it was 'don't ever cross the train tracks without looking at the loop in your stockings first' (laughs) pretty good

  • interviewer:

    remember that, kids

  • alex:

    it's an important one

  • rian:

    if there's one thing that we attribute our success to, it's that

  • alex:

    always check your belt loops in your stockings first before your cross the train tracks just cause that shit'll fuck you up

  • rian:

    they do that better on whose line is it anyway

  • alex:

    that shit will ruin your life

  • rian:

    wayne brady

  • alex:

    wayne brady is just

  • rian:

    awesome

  • alex:

    the middle aged white women's black man

  • rian:

    that, it's true

  • alex:

    it's true

  • rian:

    just like we're the

  • alex:

    we're the middle aged black women's white boys

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